So it seems I broke my $100 and something dollar vibrator. Who spends a shit load of money on a sex toy? Me. Actually, it was an X-mas gift. Well, an XXX-mas gift, I suppose. How did I fuckin’ break a c-note vibe? Well, I spent 2 hours riding the damn thing trying to make my pussy squirt. (I logged out of my phone sex calls just to spend time trying this.) I’ve only squirted one time before, but that was after four hours of oral sex. Yup, he ate my pussy for that long. When I finally did squirt, it wasn’t very much and I was embarrassed. I apologized to the fella! He said, “Are you kidding? I’ve been trying to make you do that all night!.”
I then asked friends about this mysterious squirting phenomenon; and you know what? The two close friends I asked, both said they do it. If you can do it, why the hell don’t you talk about it? lol One friend said she only does it when masturbating. The other just seems to be able to do it when she wants.
I was reading around for more information on how to squirt more and more often. There seems to be some controversy over whether every woman can squirt or not. Female ejaculation? “Squirting” sounds better than a “female ejaculate” in my opinion. Apparently, some women only have a few droplets that trickle out and they may not even notice. Some women can launch crazy long streams across the room and soak all your furniture.
WARNING: Do not bring a squirter all your Ethan Allen furniture. You could have a quite the cleaning bill. However, most men find it’s all worth it. Sex is worth a lot more than you think. What’s your price-tag for pussy? *chuckle*I was actually using one vibrator inside my pussy and the another small vibe on my clitoris and around the clit area. Supposedly, for some women it feels like they are going to “pee“, so they hold it in and it just comes out the next time they go to the bathroom.
Anyway, after 4 hours of my masturbation marathon, i let myself cum and then took a small shot glass over my clit, and “let go” – now it was just over my clit and not my pussy. All that came out was like 3 droplets of clear fluid. What did I do? Smelled and tasted it. LOL It was not urine. Because it was completely clear, and then when I went to go to the bathroom to actually pee, it was more on the yellow side. We’ll call it, “golden.” I’m convinced that I can squirt, but I’m going to need more practice.
Conclusion: I’m a dribble girl and not a bona fide squirter yet, but I’ll work on it.
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