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Friday, April 16th, 2010
Sex is going green! As I explained in my previous post, I broke my one hundo vibrator while practicing squirting. Woo fuckin’ hoo. I two hour masturbation session can end up in a broken vibe. With a little of my research, I found out that you can recycle your broken sex toys. All that crazy pumping my pussy with a toy that could potentially release toxic chemicals and pollute the environment.
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Who would of thought? I’m positive that many women have sex toy “graveyards” as I call them. I have a shoe graveyard and a hand bag graveyard in my closet. All those poor unused designer bags and shoes. They all had their day in the light and time to shine, but now they’re tucked away in the darkest corner’s of my closet. I’m waiting for the day they’ll turn into little monsters in the middle of the night and creep out and beat me while I’m asleep. Just picture all those bags whopping me on the face and shoes kicking my ribs. Eery! My sex toy graveyard is kept in my night stand. I’m not as worried about them. What are they going to do? Hop out of my drawer and buzz me to death? Very amusing, actually. But if you want to recycle your unused or broken adult toys, just head to the sex toy recycling program and turn them in for a gift card. Score a nice gift card for recycling. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
 
To help me break more of my sex toys, call me for some phone sex with an intelligent gal. 1-888-837-3259 ask for Brynn.

Squirting Phone Sex

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010
So it seems I broke my $100 and something dollar vibrator. Who spends a shit load of money on a sex toy? Me. Actually, it was an X-mas gift. Well, an XXX-mas gift, I suppose. How did I fuckin’ break a c-note vibe? Well, I spent 2 hours riding the damn thing trying to make my pussy squirt. (I logged out of my phone sex calls just to spend time trying this.) I’ve only squirted one time before, but that was after four hours of oral sex. Yup, he ate my pussy for that long. When I finally did squirt, it wasn’t very much and I was embarrassed. I apologized to the fella! He said, “Are you kidding? I’ve been trying to make you do that all night!.”
 
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I then asked friends about this mysterious squirting phenomenon; and you know what? The two close friends I asked, both said they do it. If you can do it, why the hell don’t you talk about it? lol One friend said she only does it when masturbating. The other just seems to be able to do it when she wants.
 
I was reading around for more information on how to squirt more and more often. There seems to be some controversy over whether every woman can squirt or not. Female ejaculation? “Squirting” sounds better than a “female ejaculate” in my opinion. Apparently, some women only have a few droplets that trickle out and they may not even notice. Some women can launch crazy long streams across the room and soak all your furniture.
soaking wetWARNING: Do not bring a squirter all your Ethan Allen furniture. You could have a quite the cleaning bill. However, most men find it’s all worth it. Sex is worth a lot more than you think. What’s your price-tag for pussy? *chuckle*
 
I was actually using one vibrator inside my pussy and the another small vibe on my clitoris and around the clit area. Supposedly, for some women it feels like they are going to “pee“, so they hold it in and it just comes out the next time they go to the bathroom.
 
Anyway, after 4 hours of my masturbation marathon, i let myself cum and then took a small shot glass over my clit, and “let go” – now it was just over my clit and not my pussy. All that came out was like 3 droplets of clear fluid. What did I do? Smelled and tasted it. LOL It was not urine. Because it was completely clear, and then when I went to go to the bathroom to actually pee, it was more on the yellow side. We’ll call it, “golden.” I’m convinced that I can squirt, but I’m going to need more practice.

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Conclusion: I’m a dribble girl and not a bona fide squirter yet, but I’ll work on it.

1-888-8-FREAKY ask for BRYNN for some squirting practice phone sex!

Sex Toy Phone Sex

Thursday, March 11th, 2010
Fleshlights are NOT pocket pussies! And it’s FLESHlight not FLASHlight although, you can hide and stash it like a flashlight.

I mean, they might sound like a rubber pussy, but there’s no way in hell you’ll even think about that once you’ve had one. Each Fleshlight sleeve has ”pliable Real Feel Super Skin® masturbation sleeves are made from a patented, high-quality material designed to replicate the sensation of penetrative sex.”

They’re so easy to hide and have all sorts of textures, sizes, and colors too.
As far as sex toys for men go, this is the “little black dress” for a man’s closet. If you don’t have one,  you have to get one… or at least try one.

Women love sex toys and now men can love the #1 male sex toy, too. I’d love to hear about my man fucking his fleshlight and calling a phone sex operator. It spices things up, keeping everything open-minded and it’s variety without cheating.

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 We all love sex toys! They’re fun alone, fun during sex and fun on the phone. Especially during a kinky phone sex session.

I’ve been known to have a “toy box” filled with all sorts of fun things in my own bedroom. From the mild to the completely wild. Of course I love my silver bullet that can be stashed anywhere and taken out at a moment’s notice, but my toy box also includes toys for anal play, beads, wands, plugs, sensual erotica, porn, etc. I also have my strap on, double dong, lingerie and costumes for super fun role-plays.
Mainly, what sits on my night stand, (bed-side table as some call it), is my before and after cleaner, a bottle of Eros lube, with both my purple, rechargeable rabbit and silver bullet. In my mind, a guy should have a Fleshlight in his nightstand, under his bed, or stashed away in his closet. They’re so discreet and easy to hide of you need to keep it that way.

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I’m a woman and naturally love to shop. My toy collection is just as large as my sexy shoe collection. You could’ve guess I’ve bought several sex toys that weren’t just for me. My favorite male sex toy is the Fleshlight. Yup, I’ve bought three of them so far. Not for me, but as gifts! Two for my callers in the past, and one for my ex boyfriend.

It was so much fun jacking off my ex’s cock while using the Fleshlight. He loved it! It’s super hot to watch and play with his cock… the next best thing would be having a threesome. He can play with it while I’m away… it’s a great gift to give your man if you have to go away on a business trip, won’t be able to have sex for awhile, or just to see him use it and use it on him! I like to let my man know I’m thinking about his needs just as much as my own. ;) Or try to… lol I can be a greedy orgasm whore.

The reason I bought Fleshlights for two of my favorite clients is that, they traveled a lot, so I picked a sleeve that was most like my pussy for them to use while we talked on the phone. I chose Eva Angelina’s  sleeve / pussy type because she looks the most like me, she makes me wet, and is very kinky. The fleshlight is just a kick ass, customizable and concealable toy for men that just makes me WET! If you’re a travelin’ man, you just have to pop it into your suitcase and go.

When, my guys are traveling or on the road… we usually get very nasty on the phone. I get to use my toys, and they get to use theirs. It’s just a lot of fun and a different way to make phone sex more of a reality.

See me below, I love pretending my toys are really my caller’s big fat cocks! This way you can really hear me gagging, slurping, and loving every inch of your delicious dick!

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Oh! The right lube is important, so make sure you pick up some great lubrication for it, too. The Fleshlube Elements package (all 3 are awesome), especially if you like to use your sex toys with your partners, or if you want to steam up a phonesex call. If you’re just planning on stashing your Fleshlight for lonely nights or traveling, I recommend the ID Glide, as great lube, too.  Make sure you get lube that works with your Fleshlight so you don’t ruin the toy. You can check out the Lubricants section on their page to see what they have in store for you. ;)
I love the idea that while I’m using my toys, you’re using yours and thinking of me!

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Order one up and call me up! Or call me up and grab some lube for some mutual masturbation phone sex for now!

1-888-8-FREAKY
(888-837-3259) 
ask for BRYNN!