Sex is going green! As I explained in my previous post, I broke my one hundo vibrator while practicing squirting. Woo fuckin’ hoo. I two hour masturbation session can end up in a broken vibe. With a little of my research, I found out that you can recycle your broken sex toys. All that crazy pumping my pussy with a toy that could potentially release toxic chemicals and pollute the environment.
Who would of thought? I’m positive that many women have sex toy “graveyards” as I call them. I have a shoe graveyard and a hand bag graveyard in my closet. All those poor unused designer bags and shoes. They all had their day in the light and time to shine, but now they’re tucked away in the darkest corner’s of my closet. I’m waiting for the day they’ll turn into little monsters in the middle of the night and creep out and beat me while I’m asleep. Just picture all those bags whopping me on the face and shoes kicking my ribs. Eery! My sex toy graveyard is kept in my night stand. I’m not as worried about them. What are they going to do? Hop out of my drawer and buzz me to death? Very amusing, actually. But if you want to recycle your unused or broken adult toys, just head to the sex toy recycling program and turn them in for a gift card. Score a nice gift card for recycling. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
To help me break more of my sex toys, call me for some phone sex with an intelligent gal. 1-888-837-3259 ask for Brynn.
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